And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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