I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Never joke about your clitoris.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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