i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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