i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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