he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
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Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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