I hate your face
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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