Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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