We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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