I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Send help, water and tortillas.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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