i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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