Whoa Z and x make the same sound
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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