Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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