His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
operation harelip BJ is a go
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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