I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
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Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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