Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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