You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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