I would do horrible things to your vagina.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
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Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
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Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian