are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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