So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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