how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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