Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
God, I missed his penis.
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