how can u be prego again
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Drake has all the answers
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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