he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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