at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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