Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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