it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Sorry about my life...
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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