i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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