I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
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We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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