No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
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She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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