Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
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