is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
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I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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