Where is the hickey?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
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Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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