first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
is that a dick in a sweater?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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