He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Randomize
