The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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