Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
You took a bar mat shot.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize