He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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