I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
Randomize
