my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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