Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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