Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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