I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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