That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
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Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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