OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
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her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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