Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
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Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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