Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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