I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
The adults are the big ones right?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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