so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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