And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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