Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
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Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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