How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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