Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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