She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
