I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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